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A Playmate of Your Own
Every man’s dream is to have a collection of centerfolds just like Uncle Hef has. What happens is most men just don’t know how to go about getting their own collection of centerfolds. Most men don’t even know how to have a collection of uglies. Especially in the United States where Puritanism has been popular since the first religious pilgrims sailed over on the Mayflower. Getting laid in the US has always been hard. Throughout history there have always been a few playboys who managed to pull off seducing the dream girls of the world. From Howard Hughes to Hugh Hefner there are always the exceptions to the rule. Before the HIV scare back in the free love era in the 60’s was also a great time for getting laid. Your author was right there sacking a new free love doll everday in San Francisco.
In the US getting laid has become so difficult that a new community of seduction experts has arisen. They are called Pick-up Artists. (PUA’s) Many of them are very good. They are made up of guys who have had a hard time getting laid who have studied their art until they became good enough to teach courses, seminars and sell books on the subject of picking up and seducing girls.
What’s it all about? Your author thinks it’s about getting laid with your fantasy girls. Sexy girls is the only toys for big boys that your author thinks is worth investing in. There is nothing wrong with fast cars, motorcycles, learjets and yachts. There is something more that is missing from most men’s life with the exception of Hugh Hefner who believe it or not is already 79 years old and he is still getting laid by Playmate after Playmate after Playmate. There are one or two other men in the world besides Hef who are getting laid regularly and one is your author Elvis Preston King.
Billions of dollars are spent trying to impress girls to get laid. Most men go home at night after a night of bar hopping with empty pockets and a kiss on the cheek if they are extremely lucky. It doesn’t have to be that way. Picking up and seducing girls is an art. Only but a handful of men world wide have taken the time to develop these skills to an expert level. Just like a the worlds number 1 salesman, or the world’s top investor, the world’s top golfer, or the world’s number 1 baseball player it takes talent and practice. Practice, practice, practice.
It doesn’t matter if you are old, fat or bald you CAN have the girls of your dreams. There
are a few ways you can achieve your goal. First you can do what Donald Trump did and buy yourself a beauty pageant. You can copy Hef’s Playboy empire and start your own magazine. You could try to become a movie star, but that doesn’t work, look at Charlie Sheen he has to pay prostitutes. You could become a head banging rock and roll star. That has some serious promise more than becoming an actor. Back stage banging can be great fun. Or you can buy a collection of how to pick up and how to seduce girls books and tapes and have at it until you develop your skills to an expert level. Or last but not least you can hire Elvis Preston King as your side-kick and you will have more girls than any man on earth and that includes Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, or Motley Crue!
Here is the kicker Elvis Preston King is the world’s number 1 playboy in the world. No pick-up artist or rock star can match his skills. You see Elvis loves sex with beautiful girls more than any man on earth. He gets his girls!
The unfortunate thing for the average guy is that Elvis does not work cheap. However, he is a sweet nice guy and he has been known to take pity on a looser from time to time and take him under his wing for free! Even Hef has opened up the Playboy Mansion once or twice for a looser that Hef took pity upon, but these are the exceptions to the rule.
Get down on your knees and pray to God for the lotto, please God give me the big 6. I have made up my mind I have got to be the lucky guy who hangs out with Elvis Preston King. Please please God the playmates are waiting.
Or maybe you are a Warren Buffet who is tired of hording money for your favorite charity for when you leave this world. Elvis DOES NOT have a side kick. He has always been a loner but let me tell you straight. He has GIRLS and lots of them. More than any man on earth including Hef!
Most people don’t believe the Myth. But it is not hard to checkout. Two to three days with the King and you can see for yourself.
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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