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A Man Drought In Australasia - Bugger! Age is Against Me
Men wanted desperately, it's official. The increasing surplus of high quality women in the 30 plus age group over suitable available men is becoming a major problem in both New Zealand and Australia.
Current trends show that in Australia in 1976...
Animal Spirit Wisdom
Animal Spirit Wisdom To our past ancestors, the animal held great spiritual power and symbolic meaning. In Native American culture, mythology and ancient civilizations, each animal is embodied with its own symbolic meaning and held its own unique...
Collective Narcissism - Narcissism, Culture, and Society
In their book "Personality Disorders in Modern Life", Theodore Millon and Roger Davis state, as a matter of fact, that pathological narcissism was the preserve of "the royal and the wealthy" and that it "seems to have gained prominence only in the...
Infrared Technology Comes of Age
What exactly is infrared, or radiant heat? No need to worry - it has nothing to do with either ultraviolet radiation (which gives you a sunburn and damages your skin) or atomic radiation (the kind from a nuclear bomb). Radiant heat is simply...
New Love: Show Your Feelings with Flowers
Flowers are simply amazing because of their beauty, their grace, and the amazing impact they have on most women. Since receiving flowers is most women's dream, regardless of how many times they have received them, men should know what flowers to...
Stride for Better Health
Did you know that walking is one of the best activities you can do to dramatically increase your level of health? Many people today are afflicted with "coach-potato-itis!" They come home from work, switch on their TVs and forget that their...
The Most Effective Fat Burning And Muscle Building Workout That Takes Just 13 Minutes…
Most people who want to burn off some excess pounds and tighten and tone their bodies simply don’t have 2 hours each day to spend in the gym performing the bodybuilding style workouts that most “fitness experts” recommend. Plus, these workouts...
The Pursuit of Happiness
Imagine someone holding a glass full of clean, fresh water and complaining about thirst. Likely you'd suggest they first take a sip from the glass in their hand. Happiness is similar. Everyone wants to be happy, but not everyone knows how to...
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Hoot Holler and Honk
Let everyone in the entire world no that YOU are a loser who can’t get laid.
If your king, Elvis Preston King sees a girl he likes he goes after her calm and cool just like a professional bank robber. I may be robbing the cradle… I never date a girl less than 18 or much over 18. Many countries want to raise their age of consent after Elvis Preston King has picked up every 18 year old chic in the country.
It is amazing to me that there are losers world wide of this magnitude. You want to sit here and tell me there isn’t a dire need for a man like Elvis Preston King whose job is picking up girls for desperate losers. You bet there is. The tough part is that your author and your king is looking for a loser with money to spend on the good life. A little harder bill to fill. I am hoping one of these guys who is a full blown loser actually wins the lotto so Elvis Preston King can put him out of his misery with chics, chics and more chics!
This has always summed it up for me:
“We want women, that’s it!...It's the
only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know ‘bout that, we don’t know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we’ve had so far...The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks...this man is out of ideas!”
-Jerry Seinfeld
The man is a big loser who can’t get laid but don’t fret there is a solution and that solution is Elvis Preston King…..
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit http://bachelortours.blogspot.com and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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